EVERYTHING IS A PONZI. SO WHY BUY ANYTHING ELSE?
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To join the Charlie Army - all you need to do is pick up a single Ponzi™ NFT or Coin. Be quick though, you know how this Ponzi thing works, the faster you buy, the more you make. Enrol now. Your fellow Charlies need you.
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"This is without doubt the greatest, fairest, most honest Ponzi the world has ever seen"
- All Charlies, everywhere
AN EVER-GROWING ARMY OF CHARLIES SET THEIR SIGHTS ON MASS PONZIFICATION
The Ponzi™ is a community ran project counter-culuturing the cesspit we all reside in known as Web3 with dark & ironic humourology. Holders of the NFT, proudly self-titled as Charlies, share admin access to socials, keys to the multi sig safe and govern the coin supply. They stand shoulder to shoulder as they navigate through a minefield of lies, ruthlessly hunting down the most pesky ponzi schemes around while exposing them for their peddling antics. All while they embark on The Giga Flippening. The plan to flip the entire world. We're here for number 1 and we don't celebrate until we get there. Bitcoin is still a Ponzi at the end of the day, regardless of its use cases so by virtue or right, Ponzi should be valued higher. In the eerie quiet of the night, Charlies are at their most dangerous. Like soldiers fighting a noble war, every Charlie works together in tandem — each doing their part to propel the unstoppable force of the worlds most honest Ponzi. Because if one thing is for certain, it’s that Charlies look after Charlies. They’re brothers in arms. It's hard-coded so no Charlie gets left behind, and glory for all is guaranteed.
PONZI™ REPENTS THE MARKET'S SINS
Anyone else just fed up with this fake facade we're all living in? Your favourite influencer and people you consider friends are using you for our hard earned money. Something we are all here to make. We all just want to invest in a good Ponzi. Yet everyone sugar coats it in some fantasy or dream while investors cuck in desperate desire of financial freedom. Stop fulfilling your founders childhood ambitions and start doing what you actually came here for. To get rich of Ponzi schemes. It's what we're all here for too. That's what makes us Charlies. We don't lie to each other and worship cartoon animals to build fake friendships while circle jerking for exit liquidity.
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PIONEERING ‘PONZINOMICS™
Scientifically engineered by the Institution of Certified Giga Brain Chads to only increase in value over decade time frames, Ponzinomics™ are being lauded by die-hard Charlies as the 'The greatest monetary mechanics the world has ever seen'. As it's a Ponzi, the theory is, number go up forever, as every one buys forever, because... Well, it's a Ponzi. Before we know it, we're the biggest Ponzi in the history of mankind, yet also the greatest, as people actually made money and never lost access to their hard earned money.
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THE SPIRIT OF PONZI LIVES ON THROUGH THE CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY CHARLIES
Not guilty... That was the verdict in Charles Ponzi's infamous case yet few know of this matter and a fallen, defenceless man's name has been globally dishonoured for a century. Born with a burning desire to restore his family’s lost generational wealth, Ponzi represents the unorthodox ‘rags to riches’ story. Mislabelled in the modern day as a soulless crook, Charles Ponzi once donated 220 inches of his skin to a burns victim he’d never met — one example among many of his selfless deeds that are left untold, which also include a history of lobbying against the deposit banking system being introduced at the time, the real Ponzi, perhaps?. His story is one of great potential, good intentions, potentially flawed execution and a mystery likely never to be revealed to its true extent. With the ruthless character assassination that followed, his reputation was left tarnished for what would have been all of eternity, until now. It is, therefore, our duty to revive his honourable legacy, as the spirit of Ponzi lives on through us — his disciples — the latter-day Charlies.
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CRYPTO BROS THROWN LIFELINE IN THE DARKEST DAYS OF BEAR MARKET
After what can only be described as a boner-killer of a year, 2023 commences with the launch of The Ponzi™ giving every crypto bro a chance at redemption. Sure, none of us planned to move back into our mum's basement at 28 but how else do we build character as Charlies? Through the greatest adversity, heroes are found, and in the core of pressure diamonds are formed. That is exactly what The Ponzi™ is.
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STUDY FINDS CHARLIES ARE A CUT ABOVE THE REST
A study from The Royal Institute of Giga Brain Chads unsurprisingly found that holders of The Ponzi™ token had a much higher IQ than the average investor. In truth, the experiment was over before it began as invigilators called a halt to proceedings after the first round of tests. The tests began by examining each individual's problem solving ability. To do this they had to first remove all technological devices, thus cutting access to mainstream media sources rendering the patients instantly futile in a vegetative state. Verified reports confirm patients were found reciting random letters of the alphabet in what could only be described as subconscious ritual chanting. Everyone that remained coherent was confirmed to be a Ponzi™ maxi and a front line soldier of The Ponzi™ Army. This was by no means a coincidence.
FOMO SETS IN AS MASS PONZIFICATION™ GETS UNDERWAY
As The Ponzi™ continues to defy the doubters, laying an endless array of green candles on the table top, FOMO is being felt across the markets. The inevitability? Mass Ponzification. Critics are already U-turning on their premature judgements and are said to be buying The Ponzi™ at a blistering rate. Admitting to themselves, and the world, that it’s an unstoppable force — backed by an army of devoted Charlies who will stop at nothing to secure victory. All across the world, Charlies continue to grow in numbers — and in strength — leaving everything else in its wake.
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CRITIC HITS OUT AT THE PONZI™, CALLING IT A ‘PONZI SCHEME’
Karen Nocoyner, head of the Fiat Fiddling Association, has declared war on The Ponzi™, describing it as nothing more than a 'Ponzi scheme'. Chad Chaddington, Head Chad at The Royal Institute of Giga-Brain Chads responded to Karen's claims by pointing to the FFA's core policies, labelling them as Ponzi-like themselves. 'The FFA's tyrannical policies are designed to dilute your wealth with no return whatsoever', said Chad. He ended the remark by twirling his moustache and declaring that the makers of The Ponzi™ are 'jolly good chaps'. A statement that cannot be refuted, after all, it did come from The Institute of Giga-Brain Chads.